Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’
My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid
Me: yessirrrr
It’s really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.
It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.
And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.
Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.
If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”
Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.
I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.
And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.
Like. Probably don’t do that then?
Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there’s a huge range of options in between “forbidden” and “compulsory.”
NO AMOUNT OF ZOOMING IN ON APOLLO WILL CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE’S CLEARLY NOT IN THE MIDDLE/THE FOCUS OF TWO OF THOSE PICTURES. ESPECIALLY NOT DUAL DESTINIES